Hail to the King, baby! Duke Nukem is back in Duke Nukem Forever and he’s not here to dazzle your ass.
He’s here to kick some ass! Duke Nukem Style.
He’s crude. He’s boorish. He’s offensive. And he’s a womanizing egocentric son-of-a-gun. BUT THAT’S HOW WE LIKE OUR DUKE.
Sometimes you just aren’t craving the caviar equivalent of a game, but a greasy hamburger. THIS IS YOUR HAMBURGER SO EAT UP.
Aspry Media has been recruited by Duke himself to spread his awesomeness to the world, as Duke Nukem Forever will be hitting Macs this August. Duke Nukem Forever brings you ass-kicking of epic proportions, massive guns with equally massive explosions, and, of course, babes. This is pure unadulterated Duke that we all know and love.
As an added bonus, Duke thought his fans on the Mac deserve a bit of a reward for patiently waiting so long and Duke does know how to please. We’re offering a 10% discount on all pre-orders, plus FREE shipping (USPS) for those that want this box of manliness to further boost their egos.
We’ll be posting more info on the game in the coming weeks, including some great feature stories, videos, and FAQs, right here on the GameAgent Blog, so don’t miss out! To make doubly sure you’re always up to date, follow us on Facebook or Twitter.
Duke Nukem Forever
Cocked, loaded and ready for action, Duke delivers epic ass-kicking, massive weapons, giant explosions and pure unadulterated fun!
Put on your shades and step into the boots of Duke Nukem. The alien hordes are invading and only Duke can save the world. Pig cops, alien shrink rays and enormous alien bosses can’t stop this epic hero from accomplishing his goal: to save the world, save the babes and to be a bad-ass while doing it.
The King arrives with an arsenal of over-the-top weapons, non-stop action, and unprecedented levels of interactivity. With hours and hours of action, and a range of bodacious multiplayer modes, rest assured knowing the fun goes on and on.
Did the Alien bastards not learn their lesson the first time? Duke has been on hiatus for some time now, kicking back and franchising himself on the fame he gained from saving Earth from the first invasion. The Aliens have returned to Earth yet again, messing up Duke’s sweet routine of dirty leisure habits.
The Alien invaders are stealing Earth’s women, especially the hot ones! And they drank Duke’s beer. This. Won’t. Stand. As Duke battles his way through waves of aliens, the once beautiful gambling haven and Duke Nukem franchise chains are crumbling before his eyes. Time to bring the pain!
- Bust a Gut: Duke pulls no punches. Duke’s constant stream of hilarious one-liners throughout the game make this an out loud good time.
- World Interactivity: Spend as much time as you want shooting hoops, lifting weights, playing pinball, pool, air hockey, and slots.
- Scale & Variety: Packed with explosive FPS action, outlandish settings, driving, and puzzle solving — gamers will never tire of the endless FUN.
- Multiplayer Like No Other: Classic modes are re-made with a Duke twist. Shrink, squash, freeze and shatter your opponents, or just frag them with a rocket.